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Kim Kardashian doesn’t go anywhere without her Kim-mode – a luxury, personal, mobile lavatory

According to a recent post on the reality star’s Instagram account, Kim Kardashian doesn’t go anywhere without her own personal commode (featured), due to hygienic anxieties. The ‘kimmode’, as twitter users have taken to calling it (#kimmode), was bespoke designed by luxury design specialists, Avril Primo Design Studios; it is encrusted with over four hundred diamantes, features a swede-upholstered flushing handle, and a silicon-polymer composite toilet-seat which was bespoke moulded to the star’s famous backside. Its official name is the Avril Primo High Queen Commode.

Marketing Manager for Avril Primo Design Studios, Jok Sun Yu, commented, “With years of experience making high-end luxury items for our clients, Avril Primo Design Studios prides itself on using only the most-skilled craftspeople, the highest-quality materials, and unbeatable service. Our long track record of providing primo designer goods for high-profile clients – such as the 360-degree mirror chamber we installed in Piers Morgan’s Canary Wharf penthouse, the collection of sapphire encrusted ear-plugs requisitioned by Melania Trump, and Bruce Forsythe’s Blue Agate Cryogenic Chamber – all consolidate our position as the world’s most sought-after design studio for bespoke and uber-luxury goods.”

For detailed pictures of the Avril Primo High Queen Commode, click the link below.

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